Chocolate Cauliflower Milkshake
Chocolate Cauliflower Milkshake is a easy American recipe that serves 2. 250 calories per serving. Recipe by Whole Shenanigans on YouTube.
Prep: 10 min | Cook: 3 min | Total: 18 min
Cost: $2.80 total, $1.40 per serving
Ingredients
- 1 cup Frozen Cauliflower Florets (roughly chopped, no added seasoning)
- 1 large Frozen Banana (peeled, sliced before freezing)
- 5 pieces Medjool Dates (pitted)
- 2 tablespoons Raw Cacao Nibs (unroasted, unsweetened)
- 1 teaspoon Inulin Powder (optional, Jerusalem artichoke derived)
- 1/2 cup Water (room temperature)
- 1/2 cup Kefir (plain, unsweetened; can substitute yogurt)
Instructions
Prep Ingredients
Measure 1 cup frozen cauliflower, slice the frozen banana, pit the dates, and gather cacao nibs, inulin powder, water and kefir.
Time: PT3M
Blend Water and Hard Ingredients
Add the cauliflower, banana slices, dates, cacao nibs, inulin powder (if using) and ½ cup water to the blender. Blend on high for about 30 seconds until the mixture is mostly smooth.
Time: PT1M
Add Kefir and Finish Blending
Pour in ½ cup kefir (or yogurt) and blend on low for another 30‑45 seconds just until combined. Avoid over‑blending to keep live cultures alive.
Time: PT1M
Taste and Adjust
Taste the shake; if you prefer more sweetness, add an extra date or a drizzle of honey and blend briefly.
Time: PT30S
Serve or Freeze
Pour the shake into glasses and enjoy immediately, or transfer to a freezer‑safe container and freeze for 2‑3 hours, stirring every 30 minutes to break up ice crystals for a chocolate ice‑cream texture.
Time: PT30S
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 250
- Protein
- 8 g
- Carbohydrates
- 45 g
- Fat
- 5 g
- Fiber
- 8 g
Dietary info: Vegetarian, Gluten‑Free, Probiotic‑Rich
Allergens: Dairy (kefir)
Last updated: March 18, 2026






